remy, remy calm down, just... look I know you're ready to bust some caps in some asses but please just calm down and lets talk about this.

Now, i32 is over and you played brilliantly as a player and a team, how do you feel about the performance?
In retrospect I feel that my i32 performance was at best average. I had my moments but didnt really perform consistantly. Although after recent events, many people have pointed out an apparent strong performance at i32, probably something I missed whilst I was enjoying the subject of your previous work.

The teams move from TLR to h2k has shocked many, to some seen as a cash and grab run. What exactly had you received from TLR leading up to i32 and for the LAN itself?
We were to recieve payment for the lan tickets, but Mike's car was on the fritz and him and Mathew were unsure whether the car was actually going to get back home to Bolton. On this, Mike said that he may need the money for any repairs, I had no issue with this, and trusted Mike once his car issue was resolved to give us our money.  As most know Mike pays for his teams out of his own pocket and has quite a bit of respect, I was actually quite poor that lan, and Mike gave me £40 out of his own pocket so that I had a bit of money to eat, drink etc. That is the kinda of guy/manager Mike is.

Agreed.

There has been much speculation, and flagrant flame filled forum posts - especially from myself, why exactly were you removed from the TLR lineup?
The week before the lan, we obviously needed to get some practice, Ben and Matt only joined the team two weeks prior, and we had actually only covered 2 maps, so we needed to put in quite a bit of work.  Pez left early every night that week despite promises that he would practice late, which somewhat annoyed me and the rest of the team. We went to i32 did quite well. On the Sunday when we played fnatic, I developed man flu over night, I was almost dead. Despite this I played well in the game. When we returned home on the monday I was so tired from 6 nights of very little sleep and had work the next day - infact, for the next 5 days straight.  I said to the guys that I was likely to be a moody/emo/cunt for most likely the rest of the week. We practiced on Tuesday, and for the rest of the week. And, as I told them, I was a moody/emo/cunt like I had warned, cause basically I felt like shit. It didnt help that James was being a twat and winding me up, and Mark was also being emo.
If you have ever played with James, you will know that he can be demotivating, emo, call only when hes arsing about with some stupid gun, pushing randomly 15 times straight getting killed, basically being a pleb.  All of that week basically made me rage. I was then informed when I got home on Saturday, after I'd come in from work. For the first time in the week I was actually feeling well I was looking forward to playing, to have a laugh with the guys on vent, maybe play a few "lol" mixes. When I return to my pc from eating dinner, I read a MSN message from James saying that they had left TLR and kicked me. 

How do you feel about being removed from the lineup? Surely that must be a kick in the balls?
I felt absolutely gutted. I had worked hard with the team since CGS, to get where we were, I worked hard at my own game, aswell as doing extra time doing strats, to help the team move forward. Just when things are moving forward it falls apart. I was also upset when I discovered the offer from h2k which they had not told me about, because they had decided to remove me a soon as they made their mind up about the offer. Being in a major organisation like that is what I had worked hard towards for the past 2 years to achieve. And in a blink, that opportunity had gone.  I feel somewhat upset about it, as I felt as a team we were friends. At i32 I felt that me, Ben and Matt got on very well and had a really good time. I feel betrayed and cast a side by 4 guys who I would have called friends, which has totally changed my mind on playing css or not.

So you found out where he lives, you got the petrol, you got the matches. Before we go set things straight tell me what you think of Friza.
Friza messaged me earlier to say no hard feelings, and I dont blame him for any part in this.

Look you ginger bearded twat I'm trying to help you, just sit down for a second and lets sort this out before you are face down biting a pillow with your cell mate pounding your ass into a clowns pocket.

Now, would you like to comment on h2k.css recent result against n!faculty on d2, where they were beaten 16-5?
I watched most of the game, and they did not look like the same team I had played with for the last month.  N!faculty are a good team, but we would have taken them easily with me playing, not because I am a better player then Friza, it is because I did all the shit jobs, like watching for a flank etc, something that doesnt get many kills but is necessary.  All I can say is that they made a mistake in removing me, and that I am 100% sure that they are going to regret it, and not be the team that they could have been.
And FFS sort out that CT layout, 1 pit, 1 long, 1 short, 2 B. Just do what I have been saying for ages and you might actually get more then two buy rounds.

Calm down son or I'll have to have you removed.

So what are you going to do now?
Not sure at the moment, things are still a bit ~

Shoutouts?
I would like to apologise to Mike, manager of TLR, for being part of another team that knocks the TLR name, and say sorry for what the team has done.

Thanks for your time remy, have fun in prison. For those who want to see remy before he's put away, he's team leader at your local Colchester Tesco. And I'm sure he'll be more than happy to fulfil any of your shopping needs at low low prices.

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